I play Tug of War with myself.
I pick up one end of the rope, wrap it around my waist and pull. I am also on the other side, doing the exact same thing.
I grunt and groan, straining every muscle in my body. My eyes are squeezed shut. Lips curled back, exposing teeth and gums. I am categorically out of control and barely moving. Damn it, I want to win.
This may just be the dumbest game ever.
I really need to throw this stupid rope in the garbage. Find something to do that makes more sense.